Some of my favorite DLR reviews at yelp.com:
"like eating in an Applebee's bathroom."
"Don't EVER go to a Dick's with your parents....EVER...and I mean EVER...TRUST ME. ... I'll spare you the entire saga, but let's just say that one of the single most awkward moments of my life (and probably for each of the other members of my immediate family) took place that afternoon when the server took the liberty to create several enormous penis shaped balloon sculptures...complete with balls and hair drawn in with a permanent marker, and then attached them to our drinking straws while we all stared at each other trying to ignore what was going on."
"The vibe is kind of like Hooters, but... less sanitary"
"I'm giving it 3 stars, because at 1 in the morning when you're drunk off your ass, then it's definitely a 5 star place. But if you see it in daylight, you would seriously question the sanity of anyone caught dead stepping in this shithole, so you'd be giving it 1 star. As an average of the two, you get 3 stars."
"Never quite understood why there was a birthday party there in the afternoon for a bunch of 14 year old girls. Some of the other patrons had that look of fresh meat in their eyes. That's scary. I'll come back when there aren't 14 year olds there."
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
A Night at Dick's
July 3, 2006 @ Dick's Chicago
I hope she knows him...
Waiter providing tableside dessert service.
Too Hat to Trot
From the November 17, 2005 - Boston Globe:
"White paper hats at Dick's Last Resort are getting a rise out of some Faneuil Hall visitors and merchants.
Mayor Thomas M. Menino's 24-hour constituent hotline has fielded complaints about the hats - allegedly resembling condoms and penises - made by the restaurant's employees.
The Faneuil Hall Merchants Association registered the same complaints in a meeting yesterday with the tourist mecca's management.
"The licensing division has had several complaints brought to their attention relative to the format of Dick's Last Resort," said Patricia Malone, director of the Mayor's Office of Consumer Affairs and Licensing... "
"White paper hats at Dick's Last Resort are getting a rise out of some Faneuil Hall visitors and merchants.
Mayor Thomas M. Menino's 24-hour constituent hotline has fielded complaints about the hats - allegedly resembling condoms and penises - made by the restaurant's employees.
The Faneuil Hall Merchants Association registered the same complaints in a meeting yesterday with the tourist mecca's management.
"The licensing division has had several complaints brought to their attention relative to the format of Dick's Last Resort," said Patricia Malone, director of the Mayor's Office of Consumer Affairs and Licensing... "
Monday, May 12, 2008
Overheard on the Dearborn St. Bridge
Two businessmen types after seeing the "coming soon" sign for Dick's:
"Ugh.. I don't think thats a good idea. I went there once... the staff started a water balloon fight out on the patio. Somebody threw a balloon at a passing tour boat. A tourist got hit square in the face."
"Ugh.. I don't think thats a good idea. I went there once... the staff started a water balloon fight out on the patio. Somebody threw a balloon at a passing tour boat. A tourist got hit square in the face."
Friday, May 9, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Brides to Be - Come to Dick's!
Funny hat says:"Before he asked, I was using my vagina as a clown car"
Tattoo Contest Fun!
Reviews from Dick's Myrtle Beach location:
"We just ate at Dicks last week during Bike week...The atmosphere is cool, and the staff fun, but the staff seems to forget about about you once you have been seated! I could have dealt without the totally naked woman during a featured "tatoo" contest!"
"We go there every year for bike week only to drink and the entertainment. The food is below average at best. This year we went to see the Womans Tattoo contest. We were disapointed that the contest turned out to be a strip down naked contest and the winner had the least and lamest Tattoo of all the contestants and she was ugly as sin. But she stripped completely naked. A house full of drunks were the judges.There were a few women with beautiful Tattoos. We felt bad for them because they didn't have a chance against the naked gal. So much for a "Tattoo Contest". This place is good for one visit for the entertainment only. If your looking for good food I suggest you go "anyplace else"."
More Here:
"We just ate at Dicks last week during Bike week...The atmosphere is cool, and the staff fun, but the staff seems to forget about about you once you have been seated! I could have dealt without the totally naked woman during a featured "tatoo" contest!"
"We go there every year for bike week only to drink and the entertainment. The food is below average at best. This year we went to see the Womans Tattoo contest. We were disapointed that the contest turned out to be a strip down naked contest and the winner had the least and lamest Tattoo of all the contestants and she was ugly as sin. But she stripped completely naked. A house full of drunks were the judges.There were a few women with beautiful Tattoos. We felt bad for them because they didn't have a chance against the naked gal. So much for a "Tattoo Contest". This place is good for one visit for the entertainment only. If your looking for good food I suggest you go "anyplace else"."
More Here:
Dick's Pregnant Bikini Contest!
“That chick’s butt has more dimples than a golf ball.” This is one of the best lines that I heard at the fourth annual Rock 105.3 Pregnant Bikini Contest, which was held May 12th at Dick’s Last Resort in San Diego’s Gaslamp District. More here:
Friday, May 2, 2008
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