Some of my favorite DLR reviews at yelp.com:
"like eating in an Applebee's bathroom."
"Don't EVER go to a Dick's with your parents....EVER...and I mean EVER...TRUST ME. ... I'll spare you the entire saga, but let's just say that one of the single most awkward moments of my life (and probably for each of the other members of my immediate family) took place that afternoon when the server took the liberty to create several enormous penis shaped balloon sculptures...complete with balls and hair drawn in with a permanent marker, and then attached them to our drinking straws while we all stared at each other trying to ignore what was going on."
"The vibe is kind of like Hooters, but... less sanitary"
"I'm giving it 3 stars, because at 1 in the morning when you're drunk off your ass, then it's definitely a 5 star place. But if you see it in daylight, you would seriously question the sanity of anyone caught dead stepping in this shithole, so you'd be giving it 1 star. As an average of the two, you get 3 stars."
"Never quite understood why there was a birthday party there in the afternoon for a bunch of 14 year old girls. Some of the other patrons had that look of fresh meat in their eyes. That's scary. I'll come back when there aren't 14 year olds there."
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